This Example Campaign is an 'exciting and utterly made up' story about how a goldfish can learn sign language. Goldfish have more intelligence than most people recognise, and for many years have been trained to push levers. The next step in goldfish communication is sign language. The days of swimming endlessly in circles is over, with our virtual online training course to train your goldfish, through your smartphone. This club's promise is to help goldfish everywhere get access to this special training course that will teach them how to gently knock on the glass at dinner time, and to play the game 'follow the finger', with more advanced goldfish even able to learn the clockwise and anti-clockwise roll., providing a 'yes/no' way to communicate. Interacting with your goldfish has never been so rewarding. Just £5 will provide access to a special online training course to provide 1 goldfish with a 6 part sign language course, consisting of six 30 minute sessions, through your smartphone. Note: Please be careful not to get your smartphone wet. You will also receive by post a suction phone holder to attach your phone to the tank, helping your goldfish to interact better.